User:Crawsome Crustacean

Baron Jonah David Crawford The Craw
Born	(2007-11-03) November 3, 2007 (age 18) Derriford Hospital, Plymouth
Other names	Crawsome Crustacean
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Education	Devonport High School for Boys
Occupation	Student
Years active	13
Organization	Craw Systems
Known for	Cheese Grater Games, Craw Co., J+R Comix, J+R Drinks, JJO Foods
Notable work	Crawssembly, IANN, TELIUM
Height	6 ft (183 cm)
Parents	Stephen Crawford (father) Lara Grigg (mother)
Relatives	Eve Crawford, Poppy Houser
Awards	Charles Lovewick & Co. Award
Website	jonahcrawford.com
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Hi, I'm Jonah. I'm a student from England with interests spanning physics, maths, computing, and science more broadly, alongside a fondness for humour, structure, and collecting far too many userboxes. I edit Wikipedia because I enjoy learning, organising information, and contributing where I can. This page is intentionally eclectic and serves as both a snapshot of my interests and a place to experiment.

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This user is a donor to the Wikimedia Foundation. You can be one, too. This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy. This user loves to go camping. This user has been meaning to join the Procrastinators' Club for several years. This user is fascinated by Stirling engines. This user can't solve a Rubik's Cube. This user enjoys playing Sudoku. Z This user is a member of Generation Z. This user is a genealogist. They research their family tree. This user is a member of 23&Me This user is always fascinated as they search their family history and build a family tree to see what black sheep will turn up next. This user has been genotyped. This user is interested in DNA and genetics. 6'0" This user is 6 feet, 0 inches tall. This user wishes to visit Antarctica. This user scored 305 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 1209615614). This user has an account on GitHub. Cyan This user's favourite colour is cyan. This user knows global warming is a reality we are facing. This user loves calculators. This user built their own PC. This user prefers PC. This user contributes using a Microsoft Surface. This user is a cinephile. This user admires Tom Hanks. wes This user loves the films of Wes Anderson This user loves films by Stanley Kubrick. “If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal... you become something else entirely. A legend, Mr. Nolan, a legend!”. This user considers Christopher Nolan to be one of the best directors, period Chick flick This user strongly despises chick flicks and pointless romantic movies. This user hates musicals as they ruin the story flow and the songs are, in general, not good. This user is buying DVDs again. This user is a fan of Star Wars. This user watches Netflix BSG This user is a fan of the new Battlestar Galactica... but is not a fan of that cheesy 70s show. fan-3 This user wholeheartedly believes that Battlestar Galatica is the greatest television program in the history of the world and parts beyond. 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This user is a member of Lichess. ipa-1 ə This user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet. Grek-1 Ω This user has a basic understanding of the Greek alphabet. This user uses Google Earth often. This user dreams in color. This user loves abandoned buildings and ghost towns. This user is interested in Nixie tubes. This user is interested in Radiation. This user likes Colours!! This Wikipedian knows how to use a slide rule. This user is hopelessly addicted to editing Wikipedia. This user puts the trash in the right place. This user uses Gmail as a primary email service. @ This user can be reached by email. This user uses Discord. This user finds Wikipedia's policy of putting the first word in the article title as uppercase and the subsequent words as lowercase kind of funny... Hee hee hee hee... This user is interested in beauty. This user is most likely a native of Planet Earth. But one can never be sure, can one? This user lives in England. This user Loves the Frutiger Aero Aesthetic. This user likes icons like this. This user knows that Truth Matters. gk This user is a geek. This user is a nerd. :) This user likes to be easygoing. This user has visited Disneyland Paris. This user has visited Alton Towers. This user loves using Apple products, but sure wish they were cheaper ..... This user owns an iPhone. This user loves to read. This user is a Bible reader. This user enjoys reading fiction. This user likes to read reference books, like encyclopedias and atlases. SCI FI This user loves science fiction. This user enjoys works of Fantasy. This user enjoys the works of Isaac Asimov. CSL This user enjoys the works of C.S. Lewis. This user enjoys the works of J. R. R. Tolkien. This user is a fan of J.K. Rowling. This user is guilty of tsundoku. HATE. LET THIS USER TELL YOU HOW MUCH THEY'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE THEY BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL THIS USER'S COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE THIS USER FEELS FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE. This user enjoys each of the 100 cantos of Dante's Divine Comedy This user listens to audio books. "Fear not the future, for it doesn't exist. There is only now." – Christopher Paolini This user is interested in architecture. This user is interested in Gothic architecture. 1440 x 900 This user contributes at 1440 x 900 resolution. This user is left-moused but right-handed.* This user uses ChatGPT. This user can make The Spinning Dancer turn both ways. This user is ADDICTED to userboxes and keeps adding more to their page. album This user loves Volume Beta by C418 This user enjoys classical music. This user likes music by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky. This user enjoys opera. This user is fascinated by Skyscrapers. This user witnessed and braved the roars of the chimes of Big Ben. This user enjoys ambient music. This user is of multiple ancestries. This user loves breakcore! This may explain their insanity. This user enjoys electronic music. This user enjoys Vaporwave This user listens to comedy music. This user enjoys experimental or avant-garde music. This user creates their own userboxes. This user got IP-Banned for attempting to create a Wikipedia article about themselves This user loves to bowl, but would love to get more strikes. Education This user believes that one should never stop feeding one's brain. This user loves knowledge. This user is interested in higher education. GS This user went to a grammar school. 1sex This user went to a single sex secondary school. In school This user is in school. This user's favorite subject is physics. N This user deserves the Nobel Prize. This user loves libraries and appreciates librarians Food This user is addicted to hummus, and is their favorite food. MR This user enjoys their steak Medium rare. This user restricts gluten intake to less than 20 ppm. This user loves Chinese cuisine. This user likes and bakes French cuisine This user loves Japanese cuisine. This user loves Krispy Kreme donuts. This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton. Chocolate, ice cream, cake, cookies... This user likes all desserts. This user is a lover of rice. This user eats Edamames. This user loves fruit. This user eats Avocados. This user eats Bananas. This user eats blackcurrants. This user is constantly in a dire need of blueberries. This user prefers red grapes over green grapes. This user eats Jackfruits. This user loves to eat Kiwis. The fruit, that is, not the bird or the nationality. This user loves lemons. This user likes Mango This user's favourite fruit is Pineapple. This user eats Strawberries. This user loves Tomatoes This user likes Watermelon Yum! This user loves Asparagus This user eats broccoli This user enjoys Cabbage in soup, Corned Beef, and Fish Tacos This user likes garlic This user loves iceberg lettuce salad. This user likes Onions. This user loves thick-crust pizza. This user eats cheese pizza. This user enjoys pineapple on pizza. This user eats chocolate. This user eats Nutella This user’s favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate. This user may occasionally consume a Banana Split. This user loves crème brûlée. This user likes their Marshmallows toasty This user bleeds hot chocolate. F This user drinks Fanta Lemon. F This user drinks Fanta Orange This user loves Dr Pepper. This user drinks Coca-Cola Cherry. This user drinks pineapple juice. This user is a responsible ethanol consumer. This user drinks cider. This user drinks wine. This user drinks Sake. This user favors the fresh, green, mint-flavored cocktail Mojito. Hobbies This user likes Fractal designs. This user LOVES Algebra, and will continue to study Algebra. This user is interested in Game theory. KSP This user has made it to orbit in Kerbal Space Program! Probably crashed soon after.. 2731285 344722939 533609207 101050733 552133478 908320091 499938013 356873398 880117524 160648988 619459868 696084229 134452053 179652537 246960651 878385282 083575985 712885574 584672047 650613508 262646598 799119284 377993218 238537037 092571497 577762290 544593373 272386596 130458333 468169591 091401762 528328278 768686259 312439481 714945399 007050663 302592510 960432045 593959386 345232712 053366668 842624789 252622744 055791134 760081488 209354447 280884385 033929469 834084784 379968705 229076558 191307829 151502768 957449630 236337666 409519512 870257960 067460009 004147489 316207385 This user likes to do research on HUGE numbers. ${\displaystyle 0.{\bar {9}}=1}$ This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1. This user plays dots and boxes This user enjoys playing Minecraft. This user answers and asks questions on Quora This user really likes old computers. This user explores the universe with SpaceEngine. This user models with Blender. This user enjoys watching pointless animations. This user knows 30 digits of pi. This user can recite up to 63 elements of the periodic table. This user is familiar with the Atomic Orbital concept in Chemistry This user knows that atoms look nothing like this. This user enjoys cooking and baking. weirdcore wiki weird wiki weird wiki weird weird wiki weird wiki This user escaped the Backrooms. This user is a CHILIHEAD. This user plays eight-ball. This user understands nothing to be absolute in the realm of quantum fluctuations. GOES WRON ⅁ This user is a Mischief Theatre fan. This user loves Science YouTube channels Com-5 This user can contribute at a professional comedic level. This person thinks comedy. S This user is a fan of surreal comedy. This user thinks that Jim Carrey is the greatest comedian of all time. This user is a member of WikiProject Comedy. ${\displaystyle {\sqrt {2}}}$ This user knows how to prove that the square root of two is irrational. This user participates in WikiProject Userboxes. ${\displaystyle i\hbar {\frac {\partial }{\partial t}}\Psi ={\hat {H}}\Psi }$ This user is a Theoretical Physicist. This user is Facebook-free. This user has a keen interest in quantum physics. This user enjoys and understands the physics of special and general relativity. This user is interested in RAINBOWS This wikipedian is involved in FIRST Robotics This user IS interested in Space. This user is interested in cataclysmic variable stars. This user is interested in contact binary stars. This user LOVES black holes! M This user wants to be in Mensa. This user is interested in supermassive black holes. This user knows more about pulsars than about what they did this morning. This user is interested in studying exoplanets with the transit method. This user likes auroras. This user is interested in habitable exoplanets. This user would like to visit the exoplanet Kepler-22b. This user is interested in Galaxies. This user wants to see a Nebula upclose. This user collects meteorites This user survived the total solar eclipse of August 21, 2017. This user survived the total solar eclipse of April 8, 2024. This user edits wikis on Fandom. This user is a fan of The Chronicles of Narnia (TV series). This user is addicted to Rings of Power. This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions. This user enjoys playing Connect Four. This user is a Board Game Geek. This user settled Catan. This user thinks it was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick. This user enjoys listening to music. Holidays FIBREOPTIC This user has a fibreoptic Christmas tree. Oooooh! Look at all the shining lights! This user's favorite holiday is Christmas. Dec. 25 This users wishes you a Merry Christmas, NOT a Happy Holidays! This user would like to wish you a Happy Pi Day!. This user loves the Winter. This user's favorite month is December This user would like to wish you a happy Easter. Humour This user's user page contains humorous content. [Humor][understatement] This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind. This user Mcfreakin loses it. This user qualifies as a nerd extraordinaire. GAME This user won "the Game". This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy. This user wishes you a mostly harmless Towel Day. 1, 2, 3... This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it. This user is Radioactive. Approach with extreme caution-they may be highly unstable. This user may contain Poison gas. Store them in an upright position at all times, and encourage them to forgo Baked beans. This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is. This user likes Cheese. Go slowly insane as you sit and stare... This user is old enough to know better! Crawsome Crustacean likes to turn Wikipedia Green. This user finds dihydrogen monoxide highly toxic. Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, If you understood that, Then you're a nerd too! This user is crazy. Feel free to whack them with a wet trout. This user is not quite a Billionaire BAZINGA! This user loves to say BAZINGA! This user is a fan of Red Dwarf. >:( This user knows not to stuff beans up their nose. CAT. AAAA! AAAA AAAA AAA AAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! This user farts in your general direction. This user also believes that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. :-) This user has not deleted the Main Page. Don't click this userbox. Please excuse the commotion of this userbox. References [ edit ] 1. ^ Dude trust me ... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe. This user will never give you up, let you down, run around or desert you. This user has totally not destroyed Wikipedia. ?-0 This person does not understand where this userbox goes and why. Either this user isn't a logician or this sentence is false. IT Hello, I.T. , have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in? Among Us has ruined this user's life, and they now think everyone is sus. This user is an advanced toilet user. This user may vandalize their own userpage. This user knows how to read Roman numerals, and also likes to make silly puns with them. 490 This user believes 42 cookies is the answer to life. DHMO This user drinks plenty of dihydrogen monoxide. ${\displaystyle \sum }$ This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes. This userbox is crooked. This user knows just enough about computers to be dangerous. Opinions This user knows Jesus is their Lord, and that the world will hate them for this. This user's favourite Bible Verse is Matthew 16:24-27 This user knows to love everyone, but knows that loving does not mean supporting others in sin. OSrc This user contributes to Open Source projects. This User believes fries must be eaten with mayonnaise. This user adamantly supports Net Neutrality. This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi. This user couldn't care less about football. This user loves a good cup of tea. This user thinks brain is superior to heart. This user wants to bring back THORN Π π This user's favorite letter in the Greek alphabet is Πι. א This user's favorite letter in the Hebrew alphabet is אָלֶף Ж ж This user's favorite letter in the Russian alphabet is жэ.  9 8  This user supports the new definition of planet. This user speaks real English, not American. This user prefers dark chocolate 2012 This user thinks that all predictions about the world ending in 2012 are inaccurate. This user supports nuclear energy. This user supports the use of green energy. This user believes in equality for all This user believes pornography imperils society and is too easily accessible over the Internet. This user's political choices grow from and reflect their faith and religious values. This user doesn't care what your "ancestries" are; this user likes people for what they are and not because of a place of birth! This user knows that Respect Matters. This user doesn't like tattoos. en This user supports the English English language. This user thinks the dress is black and blue! ei${\displaystyle \pi }$=-1 This user thinks that this equation is as beautiful as a Rembrandt painting. This user is an advocate of open research and open access. 🔁 When presented with new evidence, this user strives to change their mind. This user respectfully disagrees on the "no controversy" opinion, and believes that controversial topics should be listed in a userbox, as it's good to be unique (in my opinion!) 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