About Me
Name This user's name is Matthew .
猴 This user was born in the year of the Monkey .
This user wants to be your friend .
This user is a professional chef .
Lib-Lab
This user's vote Swings between Labour and the Lib Dems .
Dad This user is a father
and proud of it!
bro
This user has a little brother
Religion/Beliefs
eh
This user is an apatheist , and doesn't care whether God exists.
This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid , but rather a close approximation of one.
Nationality/Location
3 This user has set foot in 3 continents of the world.
Languages
en-us -ca -4Even though this person is so faking their California English , they're totally undetectable. I mean, you can't even tell.
BS -5
This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit .
du -0
This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
Spelling, Grammar & Punctuation
if & whether This user knows how to use "if " and "whether " correctly.
your you're This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
their there they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
whom This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.
You and Me This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me...
. The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
its it's It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
Wikipedia
This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits.
. The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
This user spends far too much time editing his user page.
Interests
This user likes all of the colours.
This user has a Police radio.
This user is a Lego enthusiast
?met? This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.
TV
This user's TV service provider is Spectrum .
The O.C. This user welcomes you to The O.C.
Music
This user can't live without his iPod .
1 This user thinks BBC Radio 1 is worth the licence fee alone.
Computing
Ad This user's Internet service provider used to be Adelphia .
Y! This user uses Yahoo! as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
nap This user used Napster back when it was free.
{{Wiki}} This user can write in the MediaWiki language.
Food & Drink
This user eats food .
This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry .
This user eats at SUB WAY and eats fresh.
C2 H5 OH-5 This user does not stand on kegs . This user extends his hands, and kegs appear atop them.
Userboxes
This user is a self-professed userbox narcissist who spends time fixing up bad-looking userboxes.
This user needs more userboxes . MORE , I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his user page instead of actually writing something useful.
Too many userboxes This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!
END This user has no more userboxes.